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Unread 23 Nov 2020, 5:00 am

I'll never install a smart home smoke detector. It's not that I don't trust the software--it's that all software eventually becomes email, and I know how I am with email.

Viral Quiz Identity Theft 20 Nov 2020, 5:00 am

[scrolling through a giant spreadsheet of transcribed data] 'Wow, a surprising number of users grew up at 420 69th St.' 'Yeah, must be a high-rise or something.'

Blair Witch 18 Nov 2020, 5:00 am

"Are you concerned the witches won't breed in captivity?" "Honestly, we're more concerned that they WILL. We don't know what it involves, but our biologists theorize that it's 'harrowing.'"

Ten Years 16 Nov 2020, 5:00 am

The ten-year cancerversary is traditionally the Cursed Artifact Granting Immortality anniversary.

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